The band have been going for about 8 years now, but have constant line-up changes due to mental illness, spontaneous combustion etc etc…. The band now consists of the following:

 

Dee Dee St Clare – Lead vocals, rhythm guitar

·        Favourite Food – Swede

·        Favourite Drink – Pernod and black

·        Favourite Music – Sea Shanties

 

Crack Jackson – Lead guitar, backing vocals

·        Favourite Food – Meat. In general

·        Favourite Drink – Stella ‘Wifebeater’ Artois

·        Favourite Music – At the minute – Latin Jazz

 

2 Hearts Hagger – Lead and rhythm drums

·        Favourite Food – Wafer thin ham in the shape of Phil Collins

·        Favourite Drink – Red wine served in his favourite Phil Collins mug

·        Favourite Music – Phil Collins

 

Skiddy Smalls – Bass guitar

·        Favourite Food – Buttered Spleen

·        Favourite Drink – It's amber, it's carbonated, it'll do...

·        Favourite Music - Frankie Dettori's solo career featuring Bolivian Bob on accordian

 

Grunter – Lighting engineer-cum-roadie

·        Favourite Food – Sunday Roast

·        Favourite Drink – Meths/Lighter Fluid

·        Favourite Music – Polka

 

Stumpy - Sound Engineer and Designated Driver-cum-roadie

·        Favourite Food – Battered badger

·        Favourite Drink – Gypsy's Sweat

·        Favourite Music – Guns 'n' bloody Roses